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October 28 Typical Malay/Singaporean jokes...got some jokes to share... and i guess many already know about this... haha...
anyway...
AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed Lah ! =.=
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes !" Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please " =.= Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes " =.=""
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?" Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask." Ah Beng : "What does it do ?" Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" Ah Beng : "I'll buy it" The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask Boss : "What is that shiny object ?" Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask." Boss : "What does it do ?" Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" Boss : "What do you have in it !?" Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream" -.-" After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
(personal comment: very good and careful! but a bit stupid...)
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
(personal comment: okay....)
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone. (personal comment: again... okay...)
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support. Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!" -.-"
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!" LOL!! Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..." Ah Beng : "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE. (personal comment: is it really just a minute??)
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS". =.=
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE". The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah" =.= seriously... tan ah beng need to learn his english... lol... something bad about singlish is situation like this always happens... so... do learn your english!! October 21 commercial breaks...study is hard... getting some rest... so this blog is for some fun lol... you cant see this commercial arounds... but they are funny lol... Lets start with adidas...
This is why burgerking is better than mc donalds... even HIM come to burger king... -_-""
i guess... after this photo... will you still use colgate??
The new coca cola product... Coca MILK???
Say no to toxic... and save spiderman... LOL
Levi's...
Best hair dye... even cows use it...
this is what nasa do when they need more funds...
smile like him... and nike will use you as the front cover...
Rexona...
October 18 8 Hours till tomorrow...Times go fast... 8 hours and will be tomorrow...
exams start at 9:30 morning, which means... i have 17and half hours left...
cut off 8 hours of sleeping, 2 hours of eating, brushing, showering ....etc...
1hour of travelling and finding classes, getting ready to exams....
30 minutes for doing nothing at all...
i got... 8 hours left!!! ONLY 8 HOURS OF STUDY!!!! October 17 27 HOURS LEFT!!my exams time table...
some of the place, i dont even know where it is... if you know please tell me....
Thursday 19-Oct-2006 09:30 St David Seminar Rm 1 : Biology of animals
Friday 20-Oct-2006 09:30 Stage 2 Lab GEOL 1N5 : Biology of health sciences
Friday 27-Oct-2006 09:30 Smithells Gymnasium : Physics
Tuesday 31-Oct-2006 09:30 Union Hall : Epidemiology
Thursday 02-Nov-2006 09:30 Stage 2 Lab GEOL 1N5 : English
27 hours till Biology of animals...
51 hours till boilogy of health science!!!!
this two are the hardest and easiest...
easy as in its biology, hard as in too many stuff to remember and there are no spare days in between...
HAI!!! GAMBATEH!!!
after exams i will be back to auckland la!! October 14 4 more days...4 more days till exams...
and... i got biology 112 on 19th... 115 at 20th... =.=
hai..... ADD OIL!!!
October 05 moon cake festival tomorrow...this is going to be the 1st moon cake festival for me, that i didnt spend with my family...
kinda weird...
kinda miss my family...
life in dunedin is okay... but just sometimes feel that something is missing...
guess only god is able to feel this missing thing...
was suppose to have speech today... but run out of time so i am going to do it next week...
after the speech, 1 more week and i will have my exams...
hai...
IN CONCLUSION... i need to go back study now hahaha!
p/s: just saw an email... and i think is good to share it here....
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