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    July 28

    some good old days...

    well a friend of mine send this to my email... at which i found it very interesting... lol... well this is actually what happened during my childhood... at which i think if you dont know malay, you wouldnt know half of this bog at all lol...
    anyway... just wanted to share it with my friends...
     
    > > If you are Msia's 80s baby,read through
    > > this, we grew up watching Transformers,
    > > Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker,
    > > Chipm unks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, The Mask,
    > > Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam, Popeye,
    > > Ultraman n not forgettin SAILORMOON,
    > > POWER RANGERS n BUGS BUNNY!!!
    > > and anderra yippa mice?
    > > :) McGyver ?
    > >
    > > had to brush our teeths during recess
    > > at primary school? had to hold plastic
    > > cups, line up with your classmates side
    > > by side and start brushing our teeths
    > > at some open area... or maybe near some
    > > drain??
    > >
    > > do you still remember that we had
    > > 'dentist' rooms where we had to have
    > > our teeth check?
    > >
    > > not to forget our 'program minum susu'
    > > in primary school.. everybody is
    > > suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed
    > > 30 cents.. and you would see everyone
    > > drinking it everyday...its d UHT milk...
    > > the teachers who would want to punish
    > > us must use yellow rulers to hit us on
    > > our palms?? 1 metre length..
    > >
    > > that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup
    > > only costed 50 cents at the school
    > > canteen...
    > >
    > > went to some sundry shop near the
    > > school
    > > or to the 'roti' man waiting outside
    > > our schools so that we can buy junk food
    > > like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with
    > > some toys in it, 'Ti Kam', ice-cream
    > > and we would play games like monopoly, uno,
    > > old maid, and all other card games like
    > > that...
    > >
    > > another fun time would be during
    > > Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would
    > > play football while the girls would
    > > play netball... and it would be like we
    > > were playing in the world cup...
    > >
    > > but of course. the best would be main
    > > guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice-
    > > cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola
    > > one-two-three', Cops and Robbers, main
    > > kejar-kejar duduk,getah... and for the
    > > not so active, those kind of 'book
    > > games' where we would use buku latihan
    > > to draw and ask our friends to play...
    > >
    > > do you remember the ice-cream tubes
    > > which are actually ice and colouring
    > > that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the
    > > colourful ones.. where you usually bite
    > > off the top to glup it down.orange
    > > taste s b best..(pop-ice)
    > >
    > > what about days when we felt like
    > > doing naughty things such as folding papers
    > > so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot
    > > each other... how about throwing
    > > chalks??
    > >
    > > back then, micheal jackson was just
    > > turning white.. and still had albums
    > > coming out.. compared to CD's, we were
    > > listening to tapes that sold for RM9.90
    > > ...
    > >
    > > in computer class, we were still using
    > > black and white computer moniters..
    > > played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or
    > > NINTENDO..
    > >
    > > well, are we all getting older or what?
    > >
    > > 1) if you understand what you have read
    > > and you are smiling...
    > >
    > > 2) we have friends from school that are
    > > already married...
    > >
    > > 3) we shake our heads everytime we
    > > see high school students fussing about
    > > their handphones in school..
    > >
    > > 4) we don't hang on phone with our
    > > friends for hours a day talking about
    > > nothing...
    > >
    > > 5) when we meet back with our friends
    > > from time to time, we feel excited and
    > > happy talking about old times, the
    > > funny 'adventures' or stories that we
    > > experienced as a kid..
    > >
    > > 6) last but not least, that when you
    > > read this, you would think of all the
    > > happy & sad memories that you have
    > > experienced when you were still a kid
    > > and would think of forwarding this to
    > > your old friends that you have known
    > > since forever... i'm sure they would
    > > have a huge smile on their face after
    > > reading this.....

    July 07

    马来西亚华语

    中国人 :今晚你有空吗?我没空!
    马来西亚华人 :今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

     中国人 :饼干受潮了…。
     马来西亚华人 :饼干'漏风'了…。

    中国人 :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
     马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?

    中国人 :难道他不可以来吗?
    马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?

    中国人 :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
     马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

    中国人 :我一向都是这样的
    马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

    中国人 :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
    马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。

     中国人 :这样你不是很不值得吗?
    马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'?

    中国人 :你真是聪明!
     马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

     中国人 :你安静!
    马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

    中国人 :我要去银行取款。
    马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。

    中国人 :为什么?
     马来西亚华人:做么?

     中国人 :你很强~
    马来西亚华人:你很够力~

     中国人 :明天也叫他一起去吧!
    马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

    中国人 :我很郁闷~~~
    马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)

    中国人 :你再说我就打你!
    马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)

    中国人 :你在说什么?
    马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?

    中国人 :你不要令我丢脸~
    马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~

     中国人 :真被你气到…。
    马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。

    中国人 :你别乱来~
    马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

    中国人 :你很无聊
    马来西亚华人:你很废

    中国人 :XX你
    马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

     中国人 :迫切
     马来西亚华人:bek chek

    中国人 :我们一起吃这碗面~
    马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

    中国人 :今天的天气很热~
    马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉长,然后没有下文了)

     中国人 :哇!
    马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!

    中国人 :我受不了他!
    马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!