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November 08 not availablei am no longer available... sorry to all the girls out there hunting for me ya~~ July 28 some good old days...well a friend of mine send this to my email... at which i found it very interesting... lol... well this is actually what happened during my childhood... at which i think if you dont know malay, you wouldnt know half of this bog at all lol...
anyway... just wanted to share it with my friends...
> > If you are Msia's 80s baby,read through > > this, we grew up watching Transformers, > > Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker, > > Chipm unks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, The Mask, > > Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam, Popeye, > > Ultraman n not forgettin SAILORMOON, > > POWER RANGERS n BUGS BUNNY!!! > > and anderra yippa mice? > > :) McGyver ? > > > > had to brush our teeths during recess > > at primary school? had to hold plastic > > cups, line up with your classmates side > > by side and start brushing our teeths > > at some open area... or maybe near some > > drain?? > > > > do you still remember that we had > > 'dentist' rooms where we had to have > > our teeth check? > > > > not to forget our 'program minum susu' > > in primary school.. everybody is > > suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed > > 30 cents.. and you would see everyone > > drinking it everyday...its d UHT milk... > > the teachers who would want to punish > > us must use yellow rulers to hit us on > > our palms?? 1 metre length.. > > > > that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup > > only costed 50 cents at the school > > canteen... > > > > went to some sundry shop near the > > school > > or to the 'roti' man waiting outside > > our schools so that we can buy junk food > > like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with > > some toys in it, 'Ti Kam', ice-cream > > and we would play games like monopoly, uno, > > old maid, and all other card games like > > that... > > > > another fun time would be during > > Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would > > play football while the girls would > > play netball... and it would be like we > > were playing in the world cup... > > > > but of course. the best would be main > > guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice- > > cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola > > one-two-three', Cops and Robbers, main > > kejar-kejar duduk,getah... and for the > > not so active, those kind of 'book > > games' where we would use buku latihan > > to draw and ask our friends to play... > > > > do you remember the ice-cream tubes > > which are actually ice and colouring > > that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the > > colourful ones.. where you usually bite > > off the top to glup it down.orange > > taste s b best..(pop-ice) > > > > what about days when we felt like > > doing naughty things such as folding papers > > so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot > > each other... how about throwing > > chalks?? > > > > back then, micheal jackson was just > > turning white.. and still had albums > > coming out.. compared to CD's, we were > > listening to tapes that sold for RM9.90 > > ... > > > > in computer class, we were still using > > black and white computer moniters.. > > played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or > > NINTENDO.. > > > > well, are we all getting older or what? > > > > 1) if you understand what you have read > > and you are smiling... > > > > 2) we have friends from school that are > > already married... > > > > 3) we shake our heads everytime we > > see high school students fussing about > > their handphones in school.. > > > > 4) we don't hang on phone with our > > friends for hours a day talking about > > nothing... > > > > 5) when we meet back with our friends > > from time to time, we feel excited and > > happy talking about old times, the > > funny 'adventures' or stories that we > > experienced as a kid.. > > > > 6) last but not least, that when you > > read this, you would think of all the > > happy & sad memories that you have > > experienced when you were still a kid > > and would think of forwarding this to > > your old friends that you have known > > since forever... i'm sure they would > > have a huge smile on their face after > > reading this..... July 07 马来西亚华语中国人 ：今晚你有空吗？我没空！ 马来西亚华人 ：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！ 中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。 马来西亚华人 ：饼干'漏风'了…。 中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？ 马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？ 中国人 ：难道他不可以来吗？ 马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？ 中国人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。 马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。 中国人 ：我一向都是这样的 马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦 中国人 ：我的手机掉进沟渠了。 马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。 中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？ 马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？ 中国人 ：你真是聪明！ 马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思) 中国人 ：你安静！ 马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思) 中国人 ：我要去银行取款。 马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。 中国人 ：为什么？ 马来西亚华人：做么？ 中国人 ：你很强~ 马来西亚华人：你很够力~ 中国人 ：明天也叫他一起去吧！ 马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！ 中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~ 马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高） 中国人 ：你再说我就打你！ 马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的） 中国人 ：你在说什么？ 马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？ 中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~ 马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~ 中国人 ：真被你气到…。 马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。 中国人 ：你别乱来~ 马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~ 中国人 ：你很无聊 马来西亚华人：你很废 中国人 ：XX你 马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话） 中国人 ：迫切 马来西亚华人：bek chek 中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~ 马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思） 中国人 ：今天的天气很热~ 马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了） 中国人 ：哇! 马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!! 中国人 ：我受不了他！ 马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！ June 11 some Maths question...watched 21 last night and its a really maths movie...
lol
and got this email this morning and decided to test your maths...
hoho...
put down the answer here yo when you done it...
一個糖果有一個糖果紙 1 sweet got 1 wrapper
一個糖果1 元 1 sweet sold for $1 現在商店在作促銷 sale now
3 個糖果紙可以換1 個糖果 3 wrapper can exchange for 1 sweet 請問 Question
15 元最多可以吃幾個糖果？ for $15, how many sweet can you get? > A.0 個 > B.15 個 > C.20 個 > D.21 個 > E.22 個 Choose one and i will tel you the answer tomorrow! (BTW the english translation wasnt done by me =.= Lol) June 03 The Ah beng story... Again...( copied and pasted from an email sent to me from my friends ~_~) Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister. Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again. Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...' Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.' How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?' Ah Beng : Why are all these people running? Man :This is a race, the winner will get the cup Ah Beng:If only the winner will get the cup, why others running? Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM... |
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